2000. Rated R. 127 minutes.
Cast: Johnny Depp, Frank Langella,
Lena Olin, Emmanuelle Seigner, Barbara Jefford, Jack Taylor, James Russo
|Grade: C+||Review by Jeff Vorndam|
ere's a quick test to see if you will like Roman Polanski's newest film: Does the phrase "The Nine Gates of the Kingdom of the Shadows" conjure a pall of fear, or does it make you giggle? If it's the latter, then The Ninth Gate just might be your kind of movie. Similar to last year's Sleep Hollow, it's a sumptuous piece of eye-candy with a markedly underthought plot. The films share a camp sensibility that has become de rigueur for horror films. Today's scary movies aren't actually supposed to disturb us; they're meant to be fun. I had less fun watching The Ninth Gate than I did Sleepy Hollow, most likely due to the story's sloth-like progression. The slower pace allows the wandering eye to soak up the onscreen details though, and Polanski, ever the meticulous craftsman, still furnishes enough peculiarity to make the film an interesting time-filler.
Brushing aside troubling concerns over whether an esteemed director like Polanski should be making interesting time-fillers at all, The Ninth Gate fails as a suspense story after a promising beginning. The prologue, a quiet set-piece depicting a man hanging himself in his study, is gravely still. The camera settles on the stool that is kicked away, rather than the neck which is strangled. The mood is set for a slow-burning odyssey into a nether world of decayed trust and bloody transactions. A long opening-credits sequence sustains the iniquitous vibe, spitting us out into a Manhattan estate where Dean Corso (Johnny Depp) is hornswoggling antique books from a money-hungry pair of inheritors. Depp turns in a workman-like performance that allows him to wear an even slimier mustache than the one he cultured for Donnie Brasco. Corso is rarely seen without some dark brown alcoholic drink in his hand, and one of the oddities of the film is that every room is equipped with a decanter. Lingering over the art design in these ample stately rooms is a primary pleasure in this film. Brimming with mahogany and decadent bric-a-brac, these settings overwhelm the characters that inhabit them. Dialogue feels leaden, sunk into the poshness of its surroundings.
As an unscrupulous book sleuth, Corso consorts with shady company, chiefly one Boris Balkan (Frank Langella, wearing some nifty coke bottle lenses). Mr. Balkan is one of those Satanist book collectors–you know the type; they're always attempting to conjure the devil to do their bidding. (What they would have him do is anyone's guess.) Balkan pays Corso a princely sum to track down two possible variations of a tome called "The Nine Gates of Kingdom of the Shadows" (snicker), a book that apparently can indeed manifest the devil. Balkan's own copy of the book isn't producing any results, however. He suspects his copy may be just that–a copy–and that an authentic version exists that will have the magic. Corso, of course, doesn't believe this nonsense, but he does believe in the large paycheck he's getting, so it's off to Europe to authenticate Balkan's book against the other two known copies.
As is to be expected, danger stalks him at every turn, as dead bodies and a mysterious Girl (Emmanuelle Seigner, playing the role of the beautiful woman who slept with the director to get this part) keep popping up. We never do find out exactly why Balkan needs Corso to all the dirty work. At one point, it becomes that clear he's been monitoring Corso all along, and that he could easily have accomplished everything that Corso has. Further muddling matters, the wife of the guy who hanged himself in the first scene is burning down estates and drowning people to get at the same books for her own Satanic rituals (can't these Satanists all just get along?) She is played by Lena Olin, and the spittle that flies from her teeth indicates she is incapable of underacting. This is a good thing, because Depp is soporifically involved in disappearing into his character and Seigner is best seen and not heard.
To paraphrase a line from Magnolia, none of this will make sense in the end. Corso's motivation somehow changes from greed to pure curiosity (or a lust for evil). The irony is that a character we had feared for is now the character we fear. On top of that, Polanski hints that The Girl is an associate of Balkan's, but a climactic fiery copulation scene intimates that she may be "the guy behind the guy." This revelation stands the film upon its head, and Polanski further rewards us with a final shot that may be the weakest pay-off since the opening of Al Capone's vaults. We're left feeling much like we were after watching that live Geraldo Rivera special event–that's it?? At least it took a long time to get there!
To be fair, the movie is watchable throughout. Polanski's tongue never strays far from his cheek and you can tell he thinks Satanism is more silly than scary. A particularly hilarious scene has Balkan frightening a pack of old frumpy Satanists with a hearty "Boo!" that sends them scampering away like gremlins in bright light. The resemblance of the orgy in The Ninth Gate to the one in Eyes Wide Shut is close enough to evoke titters from an audience wishing they were watching a more intelligible film like Kubrick's. Other fun things to watch for are Corso's tendency to get his ass kicked by women in almost every scene, an imposing Frau's fetish for oranges, and two ancient twins who are 96% eyebrows and mustache.
The wafts of goofiness that creep into every other scene keep The Ninth Gate from being a bad movie, though I wish Polanski had either decided to go for an all-out parody (a la Fearless Vampire Killers) or sinister black comedy (a la The Tenant). Instead, it's only half-amusing and half-suspenseful, but never quite satisfying. Darius Khondji's cinematography provides the necessary sepia tones and lush scenery, but is sometimes too ostentatious for its own good (there's a lovely shot of Corso riding on the back of a truck with a rainbow in the background that serves no purpose other than to look beautiful). Polanski is still spinning his wheels here–he has made only one interesting movie (Death and the Maiden) since The Tenant, and I hope he still has something left. The Ninth Gate doesn't show him expending much of his talent. Perhaps his contract with the Devil expired in 1976....
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